--- Whoever's been stealing the change from the fountain -- please cut it out!!! -- Janitor Herb ---
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Zoey's Column
He Said He Said
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1. “I’ve got a sandwich in my pocket – and I’m not afraid to use it!

2. “Dear Aquaman, I will destroy you. Love, Dustin.”

3. “ENCHILADAS CON CARNE!”

4. “The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself! And squirrels.”

5. “No, Sir Yellingham, I only joust for sport.”