--- Whoever's been stealing the change from the fountain -- please cut it out!!! -- Janitor Herb ---
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Zoey's Column
He Said He Said
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1. "It's snowing in my shoes."

2. "CUCUMBERS!!!"

3. "L-O-L! O-K! G-T-G! T-T-Y-L!"

4. "Stop yelling at me, Dr. Phil! I don't want any of your tough love!"

5. "You're the prettiest goldfish I've ever seen."