 | Author | Comment | | So… how do school dances work around here? Are the boys supposed to ask the girls… ‘cuz, uh… I still don’t have a date yet. -Nicole | | | | Good question, Nicole. I have no idea, ‘cuz we never really had a dance here. Well, except for that time Logan poured fire ants down Chase’s shorts. That was pretty great. Dude was dancin’ all over campus! | | | LOLOLOLOL! I remember that! Man, I’m funny. | | | | Har har har – yeah, Logan, you’re hysterical. My thighs still haven’t recovered from all those ant bites. Nicole, to answer your question… I guess technically the boys are supposed to ask the girls, but if you have someone you really like… you should definitely ask him! | | | Thanks, Chase! And bummer about the ant bites on your thighs. Yikes! | | | Chase, I am alarmed. Why have you not told me about these fire ant bites before?! Are you sure they are not from some other insect? It could be a mosquito, tse tse fly, or a chigger bite – and should be treated immediately!!! Please stop by my lab so I can perform a skin-ectomy on the affected thigh patches. ~~~~~~~~Quinn P. | | | | Whoa, hey! Would ya look at that? The insect bites have miraculously cleared up. I guess I won’t be needing that skin-ectomy, Quinn. Thanks for offering, though! | | | | | | | |
