QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/2/05 – Something strange is happening. I’ve been experiencing a new andpleasurable sensation around my aorta whenever I am in the presence of a particularmale student at PCA... He has a larger-than-average head, possesses the face of a Greek god, and the body of a swimmer (just not a very fast one.) I will call him “Leon*” because he is just like a lion – a wild, untamed lion with an insatiable appetite for love! *All names have been changed to protect the gorgeous.
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/3/05 – Leon sat at the table next to me at lunch! He was eating processed liverwurst (without bread) and drinking soy sauce. Leon truly is the ideal male.
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/4/05 – I passed by Leon today in the Quad. He was flailing his arms wildly in an attempt to protect his cheese sandwich from an angry bee. Oh, if only it was ME that he was trying to protect from that vicious, flying insect!
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/5/05 – Today was a wasted day. Why? Because I did not see my Leon! Is he sick? Can such a perfect creature even get sick?!
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/6/05 – Good news! Leon has recovered from his ailment (which seems to have involved excess nostril mucus.) I have decided to develop a genetically identical clone of Leon! More to follow...
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/7/05 – I collected the following “specimens” from Leon to help with my cloning… 1. A dandruff flake, collected from the back of his chair in Science Lab. 2. One ear hair, plucked from his right lobe when he fell asleep in the library. 3. One quarter ounce of drool, also collected while he slept in the library. 4. One toe-nail removed from his dorm-room wastebasket. Isn’t it adorable?!
QUINNTIMATE THOUGHT FOR 3/8/05 – The Leon-cloning got off to a bad start when my cat ate Leon’s dandruff flake. If only I knew how to TALK to boys. But what good would that do? Leon is no mere BOY– he’s a MAN!!!
