Dear BADDANCERBOY,
You’ve got nothing to worry about. I actually saw a dolphin dance with an otter once at Sea World, and it was really cool! : ) Seriously though, this is the first time most boys at PCA have ever been to a dance, so none of us really know what we’re doing on the dance floor. If you’re still nervous, just ask one of the girls to teach you. My friends Zoey, Nicole, and Dana are super-nice (well, Zoey and Nicole are), and they can show you a few simple moves that’ll keep you from embarrassing yourself. And most importantly, just remember to have fun! | | | Dear BADDANCERBOY,
I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the bad news: Girls really like a dude who can dance. So if you don’t learn to dance soon, you’re going to spend the night leaning against the wall...watching all the girls dance with ME. Now, for the good news: All the girls will be so pre-occupied, trying to dance with me – they won’t notice you and your freakish dolphin dancing! So ya might as well go to the dance anyway and load up on all the free food – I hear they’re going to have chicken fingers! | |
