Dear Chase & Logan,
I have found myself aesthetically attracted to a teenage male at PCA, but I am not proficient in the methods and rituals of human courtship. Do you think it would be appropriate for me to develop a genetically identical clone of this boy, rather than go through the trouble of actually having to communicate with him?
Signed, INLOVEWITHLEON
| | | |  |  | Dear INLOVEWITHLEON,
this is a fascinating letter. Human cloning has become a very controversial issue. But I seriously doubt you, personally, have the ability to clone another person -- unless you’re some kind of crazy, mad scientist! : ) Either way, cloning **LEON** would NOT be a good solution to your problem. My advice would be to just talk to him. If you’re nervous or uncomfortable, maybe you could ask your friends who are girls how they talk to boys. I know it can be kind of scary, but it’s really never as bad as you think. Just be yourself, and the rest will come naturally! | | |
Dear INLOVEWITHLEON,
I didn’t understand a single word you typed. Write me back when you learn how to speak English. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on my chest and biceps. | | |
