Dear Chase & Logan,
I REALLY like this girl at PCA.  There’s only one problem – I’m very good friends with her.  I’d love to tell her how I feel, but I’m afraid it might ruin our friendship.  What should I do? 
Signed, MYFRIENDISFINE

Dude, if I knew the answer to this question, my life would be a LOT easier. 

Dear MYFRIENDISFINE,
I’ll tell you what your real problem is: you’re friends with a girl!  Why would you go and do something like that?!  There’s absolutely NO reason to be friends with a girl.  Ever. And I would strongly advise you NOT to tell her how you feel.  If she goes to PCA then she most likely already has a crush on me.  Your best bet is to wait until the semester is over, go back to your hometown and ask out a girl who has never met me!