THIS WEEK'S QUESTION:

Dear Chase & Logan, my Dorm Advisor is very nice, but lately she’s been really annoying. Last week, she came into our room and made us look through a photo album of her and her ex-boyfriend. There were SEVEN THOUSAND PICTURES. OMG, do you have any idea how L-O-N-G it takes to look through 7,000 pictures… when the person showing them is CRYING THE ENTIRE TIME?!?!? And that’s not it – every night she takes over the Lounge TV so she can watch Jay Leno! I mean, Leno’s kind of okay, I guess, but it’s impossible to study or have a conversation when she’s laughing so loud. Is there anything I can do? SIGNED, ANNOYED@ADVISOR

Dear ANNOYED@ADVISOR, you think that’s bad? Try sitting through a slide show featuring nothing but pictures of Logan! He does that once a week whenever he needs a little “Logan time.” Seriously though, I understand your pain, but it sounds like your Dorm Advisor could use a friend right now. Besides, I’m sure she’s always there for you, so maybe you can try to be there for her just this once. If it doesn’t get any better, you can always just say you have to go to the Library to study or something. Honestly though, the Leno thing sounds worse! I’m more of a Conan O’Brien/Letterman guy myself. Maybe for her birthday, you and your dorm-mates could pool your money together and buy her a cheap TV for her room.

Dear ANNOYED@ADVISOR, only 7,000 pictures?! That’s nothing! I have over 2.2 MILLION pictures. 2 million of those are pics of me, of course, and the remaining .2 million are pics of my hero, David Hasselhoff, on the set of one of my Dad’s movies. (I like to pattern my life -- AND my hair -- after him.) My point is, whenever you get tired of looking at pictures of your Dorm Advisor and her ex-boyfriend, you’re welcome to come over to my room. Every Thursday night I give a little slide show. I call it “Logan Time.” It’s fun, and my roommates LOVE it – so, I’m sure you will, too.