THIS WEEK'S QUESTION:

Dear Chase & Logan, I don’t know if you normally take questions from faculty members, but I have a real problem and I’ve got nowhere else to turn. Here’s the deal: I like to yell at my food before I eat it. Now, it’s nothing too crazy, just some mild taunting and trash talk (y’know, the usual), but for some reason my wife has a problem with it. Normally, I would just ignore her (the woman complains about EVERYTHING), but she’s threatening to leave me if I don’t pipe down at the dinner table. And I have to tell you boys, I can’t live without the old lady’s lasagna. Can you help me? Signed, CHAT&CHEW

Dear CHAT&CHEW, wow. I don’t know what else to say, but… WOW.

Dear CHAT&CHEW, is this Coach Keller?! Awesome! What’s up, Coach? You rule!!! We’re going to kick Bluffside’s butt next week! As long as we stay undefeated, I think you should keep yelling at your food. Besides, it probably deserves it! GO STINGRAYS!